The White Lotus Season 3 has landed, and if you thought Season 2 was peak chaos, you’re in for a treat.

The latest episode just pulled a jaw-dropping 3.4 million viewers, up 40 percent from the premiere, so clearly, we’re all hopelessly addicted to watching wealthy holidaymakers unravel in the world’s most stunning locations.

And where, pray tell, is this new batch of gloriously dysfunctional characters destroying their lives this season? The dazzling Four Seasons Resort Koh Samui, of course! Which means that if you, too, fancy yourself sipping cocktails while contemplating life, love, and your bank balance in a setting straight out of HBO’s most decadent fever dream, then darling, you’re in luck. Because Four Seasons is now offering a suite (pun intended) of White Lotus-themed experiences that will have you feeling like the main character, minus, we hope, any “unfortunate accidents”.